9> “Have been shown to cause high blood pressure loss of mentalfaculties and increased levels of infidelity in men.”8> “Reduces perceived IQ by 30 points.”7> “Implants may affect vision. You will no longer be able to seeyour feet and men will no longer be able to see your face.”6> “An increase in bedsores has been associated with the use ofimplants.”5> “Jogging with implants larger than 38D increases the risk ofblunt force trauma.”4> “When used in combination with alcohol may increase the riskof pregnancy.”3> “Can cause irrational choices in pierced and tattooedpartners.”2> “Can result in an acting career that results only inlow-quality straight-to-video product with roles no betterthan ‘Bikini Hot Tub Chick #3.’”
Selected from 51 submissions from 16 contributors. This week’s enumerate authors are:Edward Rodman. Ocean. NJ — 1. 5Leonard Topolski. Pearland. TX — 2Bill Livingston. Decatur. AL — 2. 9Jamie Templin. Cumming. GA — 3. 4. 8 (Hat cozen!)Stephen A. Segall. Poplar Bluff. MO — 4stamp Boneno. Baton Rouge. LA — 6Tina Danecke. Edmonton. AB — 7Kim Walker-Daniels RN/NWA. Madison. WI — Nurse Manager
“decide size carefully. Cars have lemon laws but the U. S has nograpefruit law.”(Larry Hollister. Concord. CA)“Do not mistake sudden blow up in popularity with long-terminterest.”(Jeffrey Morris. South Salem. NY)“Getting these installed and buying tank tops two sizes too smallwill not make that no-good do-nothing run-around husband ofyours forbid looking at everyone else’s implants.”(account Ervin. Tigard. OR)“Real friends will not ask ‘are they real?’ Real friends will ask‘What were you thinking?’”(Keith F. Woeltje. St. Louis. MO)“Warning: Men are pigs.”(Larry Hollister. Concord. CA)Runners Up enumerate label(Bill Livingston. Decatur. AL)
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