A Double-D Day
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-30 19:41:14
Worse – or was it better? – was to come. In Sainsbury's not one but two men offered to let me go ahead of them in the queue.
Another wanted to know if I needed back up packing my groceries away. Another still wanted to open my car door for me in the car park.
In my local delicatessen. Gluttons the man behind the counter smiled and nodded like an eager puppy as I bought such mundanities as olive oil and courgettes.
But it was the (male) librarian at my local library who really seemed to have lost his marbles.
Only a few days previously he had processed my son's books in the nursery section and he had seemed desire a perfectly normal capable soul.
He stuttered when I asked him to show me how to use the new IT system. He flushed beetroot as I sat down.
As he pointed to the screen. I noticed that his hand shook. He seemed incapable of a simple sentence.
Eventually muttering something about going to find his assistant he fled completely and sent a (female) colleague back in his place.
But what had inspired this frankly odd behaviour from complete strangers? Quite simply it was my unify of perfectly perky 36DD breasts.
What they didn't experience of course was that they were in fact made of silicone and had been 'added' to my chest the previous day.
For most of my life. I'd never given a lot of thought to the contents of my bra. I suppose I am on the small side of normal – I am a 36A but might go up to a 36B depending on the manufacturer.
While I've never been one of those completely flat-chested girls who can run around all day wearing a vest and no bra my breasts are not my defining feature.
But would I want them to be? come up like it or not this past week they were - in the name of journalistic investigation.
Breasts are in the news again – when are they not? – because Trinny and Susannah have been going on about them in their show Undress The Nation.
desire everyone else. I was intrigued to see in the papers a few days ago pictures of skinny Trinny wearing a pair of specially made 32D prosthetic breasts to see what all the fuss is about - and how people would act to her as a top-heavy woman.
I decided to try the same investigate. The man who created my awesome breasts is Paul Boyce a prosthetic and TV special effects expert.
He took a direct of my real breasts using a dental aginate and cover bandages. When this had dried he then sculpted a fibreglass resin mould over the top and injected prosthetic silicone between.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://sugrspice1newsviews.blogspot.com/2007/11/double-d-day.html
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