A Double-D Day
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-30 19:41:15
Worse – or was it better? – was to come. In Sainsbury's not one but two men offered to let me go ahead of them in the queue.
Another wanted to know if I needed help packing my groceries away. Another comfort wanted to open my car door for me in the car park.
In my local delicatessen. Gluttons the man behind the counter smiled and nodded desire an eager puppy as I bought such mundanities as olive oil and courgettes.
But it was the (male) librarian at my local library who really seemed to have lost his marbles.
Only a few days previously he had processed my son's books in the nursery section and he had seemed like a perfectly normal capable soul.
He stuttered when I asked him to show me how to use the new IT system. He flushed beetroot as I sat drink.
As he pointed to the screen. I noticed that his hand shook. He seemed incapable of a simple sentence.
Eventually muttering something about going to sight his assistant he fled completely and sent a (female) colleague back in his displace.
But what had inspired this frankly odd behaviour from complete strangers? Quite simply it was my pair of perfectly perky 36DD breasts.
What they didn't know of course was that they were in fact made of silicone and had been 'added' to my chest the previous day.
For most of my life. I'd never given a lot of thought to the contents of my bra. I suppose I am on the small side of normal – I am a 36A but might go up to a 36B depending on the manufacturer.
While I've never been one of those completely flat-chested girls who can run around all day wearing a vest and no bra my breasts are not my defining feature.
But would I be them to be? Well like it or not this past week they were - in the name of journalistic investigation.
Breasts are in the news again – when are they not? – because Trinny and Susannah undergo been going on about them in their show Undress The Nation.
Like everyone else. I was intrigued to see in the papers a few days ago pictures of skinny Trinny wearing a pair of specially made 32D prosthetic breasts to see what all the fuss is about - and how people would act to her as a top-heavy woman.
I decided to try the same experiment. The man who created my awesome breasts is Paul Boyce a prosthetic and TV special effects expert.
He took a cast of my real breasts using a dental aginate and plaster bandages. When this had dried he then sculpted a fibreglass resin mould over the top and injected prosthetic silicone between.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://sugrspice1newsviews.blogspot.com/2007/11/double-d-day.html
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