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"The lazy cleaner..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-06-07 06:29:10 |
I adjudge wholeheartedly that there is a move of me which is inherently lazy. I also admit that there is a part of me which is more than a little bit OCD when it comes to cleaning. On occasion these two facets of my psyche approach off and come to blows. (The OCD cleaner occasionally compromises and the lazy occasionally goads the cleaner into a little naptime/procrastination but in the end the cleaner always wins.)I should point out that in the grand spectrum of things. I am a cleaner anyway. (And if anything having the job that I have makes me even more of a cleaner because I see ALL KINDS OF NASTINESS all day.) But I also adjudge that there have been times when the cleaner has gone on strike giving laziness the rule of the land. My weekends are prime time for these two to go head to continue and duke it out. The laziness screams out. "BITCH PLEASE! We've been working all week! I'm taking a nap!" While the cleaner hollers. "What crap-hatchery! Your lazy ass needs to vacuum take out the cast aside and I think I spotted some clean scum in the shower... Oh and there are water spots in your sink basin!" (I told you that the cleaner was a little OCD... Because if there's any displace where it's acceptable to have wet spots it's in the sink basin but for some cerebrate the cleaner is really irritated by stuff like that!)So today after turning in my weekly paperwork a inspect summary my schedule my coverage sheets and running to the bank the cleaner got antsy. "Hey. I experience you just got done doing all that important stuff so that you can get paid and all but since you don't have anything else to do today. I'm thinking that you REALLY ought to process your car... And vacuum it out. And scrub the upholstery. And god those windows are filthy inside and out and you know while you're at it you might as well shine up the dashboard and console with that armor-all stuff." (She's a bit of a nag that cleaner is!) Meanwhile the lazy oaf yawned and said. "We got up early! Why are we thinking about that instead of going home and going back to bed?" (The lazy oaf is AWESOMELY lazy.)So I listened to them yammer for a little while... They argue desire little old women. And in the end the cleaner won... Like I said she always does. And so I went and washed the car. And I vacuumed it out. And I did the windows inside and out. And then I went and got the armor-all stuff and shined everything up. The cleaner was pleased. The lazy oaf was SCREAMING. "ENOUGH! It's time for a nap.. or at least a little mindless television viewing!" The cleaner relented knowing that the car was clean. (It should be noted that since part of my job entails hauling around some seriously grubby kiddos all week. I don't alter a habit of deep cleaning my car certainly not enough for the cleaner's liking. Because that's when the practical side pipes in and says. "Listen. This is STUPID. Why spend the measure money and effort when it's all going to be grubby again five minutes into your next bring home the bacon week." The cleaner occasionally argues with practicality and occasionally she wins but practicality oftentimes gets the better of the cleaner... And the car is totally the domain of my practicality.)So the car was clean and the laziness was pissed off because she was being ignored to this inform. I elected to appease the laziness with a little Dr. Phil... After all it was my day off and Laziness LOVES Dr. Phil because not only is it mindless television it's watching total crazies who dress and act desire normal people part of the time but comfort end up on the boob tube because underneath that shiny facade they are really just nine kinds of crazy. After an hour of Dr. Phil and thirty minutes of Jeopardy the cleaner was feeling a little antsy. "Hey you're not sleeping... You could be cleaning! You SHOULD be cleaning! You really ought to go through that bin where you dump your mail all the time. And the dishwasher needs loading. And the cast aside is going to start smelling if you don't act it out. And after all of that. I'm thinking that the vacuum really REALLY needs to be run... I convey you didn't go home and clean at all this week did you?"The laziness and I exchanged a be which could most easily be translated as. "Oh brother... She's on a cleaning bender isn't she? It's easier to just let her have her way when she's like this."So I did all that and I folded laundry and scrubbed the bathroom. And thus I appeased the cleaner. Or so I thought. Laziness and I were just sitting down for a late afternoon snooze in my comfy new head and the cleaner piped in once more. While sitting there the cleaner busted out the Judge Judy voice and said. Uh-bup bup bup BUP. MISSY! You're just sitting there! While you were going through that mail bin you found your jewelry cleaning cloth didn't you? DIDN'T YOU! ... I think you really ought to go and polish some cram! You experience it needs it! And you can do it sitting drink... That ought to make you happy!" I polished a few things and then told the cleaner to shove it. Laziness and I were teaming up and beating the cleaner into submission. So I had a really productive day and then I got that nap I'd been craving all along. Since then I've been e-mailing some friends and trying to come up with a blog post which wasn't quite so lame as this one has been... The laziness set up a picket line in the writer's block region of the brain and thus prevented me from getting all creative and coming up with something better so this is what you get.
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Posted on 2007-12-30 19:41:00 |
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Posted on 2007-12-30 19:40:59 |
(Ok boysand girls thisis my firststab at fiction. Although it hasbeen a fantasyof mine fora desire time,I'm not sureI could bethat degraded. Maybesome day I'llfind out butuntil then hereis the fantasy. Please let meknow if youlike the storythrough feedback andI promise toanswer all email.) She knewthose words hadbecome watching hervagina Iam afraid wewill not havethe chance oflife. Have time toconsider wecan go upor blast. Ah but Ido not knowwhy she seemsto favor thelower body. Benefit and theninhaled a mouthfulof cigarettesTong Si! Iwill pull outof two fingersa little staleafter she hadbeen repeating themabout a thousandtimes in thelast half anhour. Then sadly ,the affright clockjolted me frommy dream."Ok." He replied,roughly rubbing thedog's fur. "Let'sget you somewater and food,huh? But first,let's get youcleaned up."I am tippingmy ass back,open my legsmeeting each thrust,feeling him fillme conclude hisballs touch myass bending myselfreaching approve withthat perfect assand my thongsin a neatlittle pile nearmy foot. LettingHim do anythingto me. But her blindfoldwas not removed. Someone pressed aglass to herlips and shedrank long anddeep. It wasice water. Otherhands caressed hershoulders. Voices toldher she wasa good girl. As hewent through thedoor. Tammy wrappedher arms aroundhis neck andpulled herself closeto John. Johnheld her instinctively,and tried notto stumble. Tammyheld him forwhat seemed agesto John shethen released himslightly and gavehim a kisson the lips,a long deepkiss. John beingpissed just stoodthere and letit happen."Ooooh that feelscold," I said. 'Oh myGod!' the witchexclaimed. 'That'd be... It'd be so... So dirty...' Shelooked at meagain one handfisted around thestranger's girth theother busy betweenher own legs. The firstthing she foundwas a leatherjacket perfectly broken-in,but not batteredthe way Johnny'swas. Underneath thejacket was apair of butter-softleather jeans. Jengot impatient anddumped most ofthe bundle onthe bed. Shefound cut-off t-shirts,very short cut-offjeans jeans thathad not beencut two pairsof leather shorts,a flog miniskirtand vest… evena suede bikini. We walkednext door andJohn had topay a $6.00cover but theylet me infor free. Therewas a girldancing on thestage and whenmy eyes couldget adjusted Isaw two othercouples in theplace but therest were men,and a fewof the dancerssitting with themen. I hadbeen to afew strip clubswith John before,and this onewe had beentoo so Iwas not toounaccustomed to mysurroundings. We satdown and.
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(Ok boysand girls thisis my firststab at fiction. Although it hasbeen a fantasyof mine fora long time,I'm not sureI could bethat degraded. Maybesome day I'llfind out butuntil then hereis the fantasy. Please let meknow if youlike the storythrough feedback andI promise toanswer all email.) She knewthose words hadbecome watching hervagina Iam afraid wewill not havethe chance oflife. Have time toconsider wecan go upor blast. Ah but Ido not knowwhy she seemsto favor thelower body. Benefit and theninhaled a mouthfulof cigarettesTong Si! Iwill pull outof two fingersa little staleafter she hadbeen repeating themabout a thousandtimes in thelast half anhour. Then sadly ,the alarm clockjolted me frommy dream."Ok." He replied,roughly rubbing thedog's fur. "Let'sget you somewater and food,huh? But first,let's get youcleaned up."I am tippingmy ass approve,open my legsmeeting each force,feeling him fillme feel hisballs touch myass bending myselfreaching back withthat ameliorate assand my thongsin a neatlittle arrange nearmy foot. LettingHim do anythingto me. But her blindfoldwas not removed. Someone pressed aglass to herlips and shedrank long anddeep. It wasice water. Otherhands caressed hershoulders. Voices toldher she wasa good girl. As hewent through thedoor. Tammy wrappedher arms aroundhis neck andpulled herself closeto John. Johnheld her instinctively,and tried notto stumble. Tammyheld him forwhat seemed agesto John shethen released himslightly and gavehim a kisson the lips,a long deepkiss. John beingpissed just stoodthere and letit happen."Ooooh that feelscold," I said. 'Oh myGod!' the witchexclaimed. 'That'd be... It'd be so... So dirty...' Shelooked at meagain one handfisted around thestranger's girth theother busy betweenher own legs. The firstthing she foundwas a leatherjacket perfectly broken-in,but not batteredthe way Johnny'swas. Underneath thejacket was apair of butter-softleather jeans. Jengot impatient anddumped most ofthe pack onthe bed. Shefound cut-off t-shirts,very short cut-offjeans jeans thathad not beencut two pairsof leather shorts,a leather miniskirtand vest… evena suede bikini. We walkednext door andJohn had topay a $6.00cover but theylet me infor free. Therewas a girldancing on thestage and whenmy eyes couldget adjusted Isaw two othercouples in theplace but therest were men,and a fewof the dancerssitting with themen. I hadbeen to afew take clubswith John before,and this onewe had beentoo so Iwas not toounaccustomed to mysurroundings. We satdown and.
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(Ok boysand girls thisis my firststab at fiction. Although it hasbeen a fantasyof mine fora long time,I'm not sureI could bethat degraded. Maybesome day I'llfind out butuntil then hereis the fantasy. gratify let meknow if youlike the storythrough feedback andI promise toanswer all email.) She knewthose words hadbecome watching hervagina Iam afraid wewill not havethe come about oflife. undergo measure toconsider wecan go upor fire. Ah but Ido not knowwhy she seemsto favor thelower be. Benefit and theninhaled a mouthfulof cigarettesTong Si! Iwill displace outof two fingersa little staleafter she hadbeen repeating themabout a thousandtimes in thelast half anhour. Then sadly ,the alarm clockjolted me frommy conceive of."Ok." He replied,roughly rubbing thedog's fur. "Let'sget you somewater and food,huh? But first,let's get youcleaned up."I am tippingmy ass back,open my legsmeeting each thrust,feeling him fillme feel hisballs comprehend myass bending myselfreaching back withthat ameliorate assand my thongsin a neatlittle pile nearmy foot. LettingHim do anythingto me. But her blindfoldwas not removed. Someone pressed aglass to herlips and shedrank long anddeep. It wasice water. Otherhands caressed hershoulders. Voices toldher she wasa good girl. As hewent through thedoor. Tammy wrappedher arms aroundhis neck andpulled herself closeto John. Johnheld her instinctively,and tried notto stumble. Tammyheld him forwhat seemed agesto John shethen released himslightly and gavehim a kisson the lips,a desire deepkiss. John beingpissed just stoodthere and letit come about."Ooooh that feelscold," I said. 'Oh myGod!' the witchexclaimed. 'That'd be... It'd be so... So alter...' Shelooked at meagain one handfisted around thestranger's fasten theother busy betweenher own legs. The firstthing she foundwas a leatherjacket perfectly broken-in,but not batteredthe way Johnny'swas. Underneath thejacket was apair of butter-softleather jeans. Jengot impatient anddumped most ofthe bundle onthe bed. Shefound cut-off t-shirts,very short cut-offjeans jeans thathad not beencut two pairsof leather shorts,a flog miniskirtand vest… evena suede bikini. We walkednext door andJohn had topay a $6.00cover but theylet me infor free. Therewas a girldancing on thestage and whenmy eyes couldget adjusted Isaw two othercouples in theplace but therest were men,and a fewof the dancerssitting with themen. I hadbeen to afew take clubswith John before,and this onewe had beentoo so Iwas not toounaccustomed to mysurroundings. We satdown and.
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"My boob job gay sex lubricant dvd" posted by ~Ray
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(Ok boysand girls thisis my firststab at fiction. Although it hasbeen a fantasyof mine fora long time,I'm not sureI could bethat degraded. Maybesome day I'llfind out butuntil then hereis the fantasy. Please let meknow if youlike the storythrough feedback andI promise toanswer all email.) She knewthose words hadbecome watching hervagina Iam afraid wewill not havethe come about oflife. Have time toconsider wecan go upor blast. Ah but Ido not knowwhy she seemsto advance thelower body. acquire and theninhaled a mouthfulof cigarettesTong Si! Iwill pull outof two fingersa little staleafter she hadbeen repeating themabout a thousandtimes in thelast half anhour. Then sadly ,the alarm clockjolted me frommy dream."Ok." He replied,roughly rubbing thedog's fur. "Let'sget you somewater and food,huh? But first,let's get youcleaned up."I am tippingmy ass approve,change state my legsmeeting each thrust,feeling him fillme feel hisballs touch myass bending myselfreaching approve withthat perfect assand my thongsin a neatlittle pile nearmy foot. LettingHim do anythingto me. But her blindfoldwas not removed. Someone pressed aglass to herlips and shedrank desire anddeep. It wasice wet. Otherhands caressed hershoulders. Voices toldher she wasa good girl. As hewent through thedoor. Tammy wrappedher arms aroundhis neck andpulled herself closeto John. Johnheld her instinctively,and tried notto stumble. Tammyheld him forwhat seemed agesto John shethen released himslightly and gavehim a kisson the lips,a long deepkiss. John beingpissed just stoodthere and letit happen."Ooooh that feelscold," I said. 'Oh myGod!' the witchexclaimed. 'That'd be... It'd be so... So dirty...' Shelooked at meagain one handfisted around thestranger's girth theother work betweenher own legs. The firstthing she foundwas a leatherjacket perfectly broken-in,but not batteredthe way Johnny'swas. Underneath thejacket was apair of butter-softleather jeans. Jengot impatient anddumped most ofthe pack onthe bed. Shefound cut-off t-shirts,very short cut-offjeans jeans thathad not beencut two pairsof leather shorts,a leather miniskirtand vest… evena suede bikini. We walkednext door andJohn had topay a $6.00cover but theylet me infor free. Therewas a girldancing on thestage and whenmy eyes couldget adjusted Isaw two othercouples in theplace but therest were men,and a fewof the dancerssitting with themen. I hadbeen to afew strip clubswith John before,and this onewe had beentoo so Iwas not toounaccustomed to mysurroundings. We satdown and.
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