Sometimes you go out to a restaurant and you remark that the food tastes like cr#p. Well for they could say it with utter conviction; their food really did taste like cr#p because it was cr#p - literally. Never upset managers or chefs at a restaurant it's the unwritten rule of dinning out because when it comes down to it they're the people who are serving you your food. And if they choose to curl out a then by Gordon Ramsey's tiny balls they will. In a move that was bitterly ironic as bitter as the finest 80% cocoa solids dark chocolate the dessert served to these hapless souls was ! You can afford yourself a little chuckle at that it's harsh but funny. It's now descended into a and I bet both parties can't wait to see the back of the whole damn ahem stinking mess. The lesson? You can't polish a turd but you can disguise it in some chocolate ice-cream. Until someone eats some that is.
If you're worried about the world's economy losing your job or that we're on the brink of some Earth destroying environmental catastrophe you're worrying for nothing. Just chill out have a drink and kick back. According to this the current status of Spaceship Earth is that it's been destroyed so effectively that makes us all dead (?). So it's too late to worry and too late to save anything even your cherished 80s original vinyl Rick Astley 7" singles collection you spent months trawling for on eBay - unlike his song you're going to have to give that up. But if we're all dead are we in The best way to tell is to wait for the outcome of the presidential elections. If court jester McCain gets in then we're definitely in hell so far in to its darkest bowels we'll be able if we squint hard to see a small star-shaped opening.. if it's pie-loving Obama then perhaps we're just in the dullard land of purgatory numbly waiting for another witless dweeb to shepherd us towards yet more disaster... Either way we're all doomed! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
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