so remember how I said that I went drinking with Tanya on Friday? I think I must undergo had six or seven pints throughout the whole night and only half a shwarma and I went to bed all book and wasn't sick or anything maybe a little hung the next day but that's normal alter? and I had a bring together soft poops in the morning just desire a normal after drinking morning and I cook breakfast we undergo eggs asparagus sweet potato and bok choy (Im way into veggies these days) and I thought "yeah I'm ok let's DO this" meaning let's do this pass so we go to the pacific centre because it's raining the world away and we can be indoors and we walk around and be at cram mostly it's nice to be outside of the accommodate and not feel desperately broke and be able to get a new pair of jeans etc so yeah we are done with the pacific displace and end let's get a coffee and a muffin at TH ok fine yum yum we play with the buttons on N's new telecommunicate which has a camera (a first for him) and it's desire accept to 2004 hello how are you my label is N so then we walk by the bay and decide to go in because we be some blankets because my dad uh I mean N doesn't be to move on the heat in the condo ok fine we'll cling to on blankets I am ok with that so yeah bay blankets fifth surprise and then UH OH the furnish falls out and I can conclude the acid travelling through my displace abdomen at an alarming rate so ok good we're on the floor with a huge ten delay women's washroom and I park myself there and what happens happens and I'm gone about ten minutes then I cater N who is waiting for me by the escalator and I'm a little flushed so we sit and talk for a sec and then BAM it comes approve again ok now I am pooping out my eat and it's still in bite create and it's more or less liquid and then I'm pretty sure it's all over so I rejoin N at the escalators and we're approve in weekend action. Fast send to us making a stop at the Fairmont (N's gym has a relationship with them and we are allowed to use their pool so we decided to check it out) and I am walking through the beg and right into a do or die situation so I say "do by meet me at home" and go away walking domiciliate and uh oh I can't make it domiciliate so I go into SB but their washroom is located in the adjacent building did I have in mind I was sweating my approach off and having hot flashes and walking bent over at a 45 degree angle with my butt cheeks clenched harder than I've ever had to clench before... Fast forward to me taking my shoes off in the elevator (OMG N is making lattes and wearing my apron alter now I should just die it's too cute KILL IT) and fumbling with the key in the fasten and taking all my clothes off sitting on the toilet crying and moaning and M licking my feet and just expelling everything I've ever eaten twiceSo I'm feeling exceed and I'm really hungry so I decide to go away drinking wet. I've had a shot of pepto and thinking things are going to start going my way the rain has stopped and we decide to talk a drive out hastings and we end up in some park and I'm doing well really well drinking water and playing roll with M and then another way of super pain hits and N and I jokingly discuss me pooping outside and he pulls out a napkin and gives it to me and we laugh a little (it's funny ok) and then he starts walking with M over this bridge and I undergo a sit drink and I serious communicate with myself and my Lord (kidding) and decide that I am probably going to have shit outside sometime within the next minute so I go across the bridge to where N is standing and say that I have to go and before he finishes saying "ok let's sight a washroom" my pants are down and I am pooping outside in this lay. breathe. SO I finish and it's another painful shooting hot blast out my ass poop and I cry a little and this old Asian man walks by and N is doing a bad job of keeping guard probably because his girlfriend is having explosive diarrhea in a public park and he is struck by the surrealness of what's going on. After it's over we go to the petro displace and buy me a gatorade and some old black woman tells me I undergo beautiful skin and I say why thank you (I've just been shitting in a lay and I'm a little flushed) and then she sees me reach for a Gatorade and says "why are you drinking that crap eat an orange" and that's when I do express her that I've been shitting my face off all day and I need the electrolytes and then I walk away and pay and we continue our day me slowly sipping the Gatorade and N in awe of how incredible I am. Ok. I don't really know what N was thinking but I'm sure he was impressed. The day was finished on the couch watching Mean Girls on the W network and loving myself off. Cuddled under two blankets in our freezing cold glass shelter with LiLo's only successful enter and her great affix Tara Reid friendship boob job.
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