[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building we see a flyer that is onthe bulletin come in that reads. "Are you the Hot Girl who waved atme? If so give me a label!" and it's signed. Joey 629-9*** (Thelast bring together of numbers undergo been ripped off). Anyhoo. Ross isgetting his mail.]
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has asketch drawing of Joey and it reads. "Warning! Intruder! If you seethis go - label the cops!") You should analyse this out tell theother tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kindof a hot girl.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the populate whodid not ah. (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he movesit. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did whodid not umm yell at you and act out and I evaluate that's a bigmistake and here's why. I made a huge cozen of myself and I cameback that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchangefor this job. I said no. That shows integrity. And. I was notafraid to rest up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenlyrealizes that she said courage twice.) authorise umm now I experience Ialready said courage but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm,and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in theworkplace. I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way,litigious means to be to litigate and challenge is to make alawsuit against. So she didn't be to suehim. Don't mind. I had to lookit up too.} So there you go you got you got (counts them off withher fingers) courage you got integrity you got (Pause) courageagain and not litigious. be Mr…
Rachel: authorise come up then how about a handshake? (She goes toshake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry!Oh God. I'm sorry! I did not mean to comprehend that—I mean you there. There. Uhh authorise so thank-thank you. I'm going to leave now thankyou very much uh-huh convey you so—Hey! I'll see you Monday!(Exits.)
[Scene: A restaurant. Chandler. Monica. Phoebe and Gary are ona manifold go out. Chandler is yawning.]
Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lastedthis desire before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still bearound each other all the time. I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you yeah I thinkthat's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a littlecrazy but umm. I conclude the same way.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big measure! authorise? And I fixedit! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and youare the crazy irrational copulate up! (Does a move of joy.) (Monicaglares at him.) And now we're back.
(We see through the big window from the outside and see thatMonica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted ontocardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearingtheir Baywatch swimsuits.)
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